The contemplative Rector
An elderly Rector was talking to one of his parishioners. He said “When you get to my age, you spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter.” “Why do you say that”, enquired a parishioner. The Rector replied “Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking; what did I come in here after?”
A troublesome fruit
It wasn’t the apple that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground!